After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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