She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
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They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
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In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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