the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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