His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
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I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
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I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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