Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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