You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
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So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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