hell yes lets make some ravioli
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Shame - the story of my life.
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