the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
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He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
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she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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