I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
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At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
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I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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