we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
At least make sure they are 18
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well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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