That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
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You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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