sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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