she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Less talking, more tequila
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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