He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
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