Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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