you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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