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tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
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You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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