can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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