she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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