You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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