They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
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Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
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Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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