I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
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the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
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His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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