i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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