NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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