lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
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Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
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All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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