currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
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We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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