Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
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i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
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Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
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