Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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