come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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