can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
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Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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