Me too!
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
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For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
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