I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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