Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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