Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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