I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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