When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
We have started to decorate penises.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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