I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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