i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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