Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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