My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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