it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
he puts the penis in happiness.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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