how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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