You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
