Do vagina's smell?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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