are you still at the devil's house?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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