She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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