I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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