Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
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My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
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when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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