I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
And then my night got REAL pukey
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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