I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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