he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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