All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
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I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
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We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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